{"slip": { "id": 199, "advice": "Be brave. Even if you're not, pretend to be. No one can tell the difference."}}
{"slip": { "id": 6, "advice": "Never cut your own fringe."}}
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{"fact":"You check your cats pulse on the inside of the back thigh, where the leg joins to the body. Normal for cats: 110-170 beats per minute.","length":134}
{"type":"general","setup":"Two guys walk into a bar . . .","punchline":"The first guy says \"Ouch!\" and the second says \"Yeah, I didn't see it either.\"","id":365}
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{"slip": { "id": 38, "advice": "The most delicious cocktails often have the highest alcohol content. Always pace yourself to preserve your dignity."}}
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