{"slip": { "id": 93, "advice": "The higher up you are in a company, the more likely it is that your boss is a psychopath."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 119, "advice": "Don't assume anything is possible or impossible until you've asked the people who will be doing the work."}}
{"slip": { "id": 76, "advice": "You will always regret the round of J\u00c3\u00a4germeister."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 84, "advice": "Never set an alarm clock unless you know how to switch it off"}}
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