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The Santalaceae, sandalwoods, are a widely distributed family of flowering plants which, like other members of Santalales, are partially parasitic on other plants. Its flowers are bisexual or, by abortion, unisexual. Modern treatments of the Santalaceae include the family Viscaceae (mistletoes), previously considered distinct.
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Miramau is a village in Khiron block of Rae Bareli district, Uttar Pradesh, India. It is located 14Â km from Lalganj, the tehsil headquarters. As of 2011, it has a population of 1,057 people, in 228 households. It has 1 primary school, but has no formal healthcare facilities, weekly haat or permanent market. It belongs to the nyaya panchayat of Bhitargaon.
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